the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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