I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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