If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
