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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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