On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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