i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
True college students do jello shots in the library
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