just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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