doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
