is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
