But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
