Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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