i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Let's paint friendship bongs
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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