can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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