Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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