Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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