love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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