kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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