Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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