Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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