he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The Olympian is in my bed
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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