I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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