remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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