Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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