its not stalking. its research.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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