Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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