Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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