so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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