I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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