im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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