If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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