For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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