pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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