He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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