i always forget guys have bellybuttons
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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