Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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