I want to stick my p in your. b.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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