I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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