You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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