Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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