Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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