Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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