so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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