Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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