I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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