like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Randomize
