well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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