Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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