Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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