Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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