Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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