Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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