is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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